Why Would One...

Wear sunglasses in a dark bar. At Night? I don't know, but that's exactly what happened at a bar I was at last night.

It's already really dark in there, why the need for the shades? To look cool? Clearly you can't see anymore, because that added with the already low light means total darkness! And to me, that's just trying to hard. Let it go. It's ok you aren't that cool. In fact, the whole sunglasses at night thing actually makes you LESS cool. Plus the sun's deadly rays cannot get to you right now so I think the protection to the eye at this point is slim to none. mostly none.